A photographic image created using artificial intelligence of two attractive young men wearing makeup and dressed in swimwear inside a purple cave.

Scott and Hernández, festival revellers, Cave of Good Hope, Snaith 2006.

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The cave may only be accessed via a precarious rocky inlet on the north coast of Snaith, part of the Snape Isles in the North Atlantic.

Popular with adventurous ravers visiting the sonic dance festival, the cool arid chamber is said to have miraculous rejuvenating properties for the ageing local population. Previously a dry store for a Spanish King, royal ships returning from expedition were instructed to divert and carefully offload their bounties of fanciful comestibles, so as to conceal from the Queen’s disparaging eyes.